Poor Bailey

1. Borrow shock collar from friend in order to teach your dog that he can't incessantly bark while in the backyard.

2. Place shock collar on dog's neck.

3. Wait for dog to bark, as the directions say you should be with the dog the first time they are shocked...(Think to yourself that this recommendation sounds ominous...)

4. Listen to dog bark.

5. Listen to dog let out high-pitched yelp of pain.

6. Scream louder than dog.

7. Burst into tears.

8. Insist to husband that dog is being tortured and that the shock collar must come off.

9. Continue to cry and feel intensly guilty.

10. Return shock collar to friend.